Too American For Your BS T-Shirt

Too American for Your Bullshit Tee

Show ’em exactly where you stand. This isn’t just a shirt — it’s a declaration. Featuring our jacked American eagle draped in stars & stripes with the no-nonsense statement “Too American for Your Bullshit,” this tee throws political correctness out the window and flies your freedom flag high.

Crafted from premium combed and ring-spun cotton, it’s soft, lightweight, and has just the right amount of stretch to keep you comfortable while you flex your unapologetic pride. Whether you’re at the range, on the road, or cracking cold ones with the crew, this shirt is built for patriots who don’t back down.

• 100% combed & ring-spun cotton (Heather colors add polyester for durability)

• 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²) - lightweight, but tough as hell

• Pre-shrunk so it keeps its fit after every wash

• Side-seamed construction & shoulder-to-shoulder taping for lasting shape

🇺🇸 Wear your attitude. Tell the world you’re too American for their bullshit — proudly, boldly, and Field Duty strong.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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